This last time Heavy Weapons Guy spill Scout's bonk on Sandvich and eat whilst taking teleport, I tell you.
Sahsa and me find selves in strange brown landscape, looks like Dustbowl. I know not where am but starting to feel right at home after puny little coward attack with stupid knife and baseball bat, remind me of puny Blu team, who entire team made of babies. Stupid babies.
Friendly woman at store in town happy to give giant, hansome man like me advice on place - She tell me to avoid water as it radioactive. I not know why avoid radiation, radiation make heavy weapons guy STRONG - Scout bonk drink tasty and it radioactive, also doktor heal heavy weapons guy with nice red beam of friendly radiation.
Or that what doktor tell heavy, anyway.
Heavy happy to see that red team still about, as he sees BLU bomb in crater that no explode - So at least team able to stop little cart even in future. I miss team now, especially doktor.
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